The (Extrajudicial) Assassin

That's a good nickname for a guy who supposedly has a good jumpshot. His Republican gym buddies use the moniker grudgingly, his Democrat pals proudly. Hmmm. But let's not forget he loves the gays -- or rather realized they're not so bad after decades of soul searching and/or fundraising -- except maybe when he's murdering them in their sleep. Paragon of fucking virtue, this guy.