Bowler B: Yeah I don't think that's gonna improve your performance much. Maybe a little, I don't know, but it would take a while. Could be a placebo effect or...
A: Bowling isn't a sport you dummy.
B: *painstakingly explains that whether bowling is a sport or not isn't the issue, that it involves muscle memory, motor control, sensorimotor feedback loops, etc. and anyway, bowling performance enhancement was the starting point provided by A*
A: Nah. Bowling isn't a sport. And anyway, like I said, I'm throwing rocks tonight! Are you saying this has nothing to do with my new diet? I mean this food is in my body right now! Boom!
B: Well, you're right that diet has something to do with performance. You're getting energy from your new diet and using it to bowl, but "something to do with" is near meaningless. The question is how your new diet compares to your old one with regard to bowling performance. You need an apples to apples...
A: So my new diet does have something to do with my awesome bowling.
B: No! I mean yes but I just explained this, weren't you...*realizing*... Oh, you must be a new atheist.
A: Yeah, how did you know?
B: Educated guess.
A: Those anti-science religious nuts, man. Skygod-worshipping fools. Christians, Jews, oh, and the worst, obviously -- Muslims. They have this book that says all this crazy stuff and, you know, basic cause and effect, voila, they're always blowing stuff up. You get it? Crazy beliefs over here *dramatic hand gesture*, crazy violent actions over here. I mean you don't have to be a neuroscientist...
B: Have you thought about other belief diets, if you will?
B: Let me ask you a question. What do you think about the Middle East?
A: Well I used to think hey just let those crazies blow each other up, let God sort...uh...well now I think we need to kill the worst ones.
B: With drones?
B: Did you know nearly 90% of people killed in drone strikes were not the target?
A: Well, we're trying.
B: They're not trying?
A: They're trying to hit civilians. They do it on purpose.
B: Have you heard of agent orange, white phosphorous, napalm, that deliberate attack on the Médecins Sans Frontières hospital in Kunduz...
A: It's not the same though. They...
B: Where were you radicalized?...