Hello [gaijin caricature, welcome to our land!
to show you how OK we are,
shall I shake your hand?
that's how you do it, right?
You're super white,
Did you have a nice flight?
You're not in Japan,
your feet aren't touching land,
this is a dream,
you're in between here and, hey,]
where are you from?
I live down the street.
No, where are you from?
No, no, where are you from?
No, I mean where [which gaijin tribe] are you from [do you belong to]?
Where the fuck are you from?
Haha, I am Japanese.
Is this your land?
Yes, of course [and welcome, we are very friendly here].
Did you fight for it? Can you sell it? Can you do what you want to it? Can you shit wherever you want without consequence?
I am Japanese! [I don't understand.]