tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38808229176031292332024-03-05T09:35:14.554-08:00omg, we're surrounded by humans!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger231125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-86506949719314412432016-12-11T04:21:00.006-08:002016-12-11T04:21:57.512-08:00partisan ups and downs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-6354798990730835112015-12-23T04:46:00.002-08:002015-12-23T04:46:26.546-08:00chowing on low-hanging fruit in a virtual cult compoundI've been challenging Islamophobes to offer convincing evidence of a correlation between Islam and violence <a href="http://devinlenda.blogspot.jp/2014/10/islamaphobe-challenge.html" target="_blank">for some time now</a>, specifically with new atheists in mind what with their professed commitment to rationality and science. Hundreds of Islamophobes have seen this challenge and, until recently, no one accepted it. Finally, someone bit:<br />
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The Islamophobe challenge is open to anyone and I'd rather get a bigger name but this is the first/best attempt to date, so I'll share the gruesome, hilarious, amazing yet mostly predictable details. A fair number of twitterers joined in, all on the Islamophobe side, all agreeing with the same basic story so I'm going out on a limb here -- usually I keep it much tighter -- but it seems fair to say this person is entirely typical of the New Atheist cult (there's a small chance this person is a far-right Christian Islamophobe; difficult to definitively tell them apart if they don't announce it). I bet you're wondering about the evidence he brought to bear. Fucking game-changing, but you'll have to wait. </div>
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After some prodding I finally got a standard dictionary definition out of him. </div>
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I start listing some of the more egregious cases of US violence that meet his definition. Non sequitur, he says. That was his first response to evidence running counter to his "thesis." What led him to so bravely accept the Islamophobe challenge was a claim to the effect that <i>falsifying evidence is categorically inadmissible. </i>US terrorism is categorically impossible. At the risk of offending decent religious people, new atheists are religiously committed. They have central, unfalsifiable beliefs, i.e., beliefs that are entirely placed off limits to rational or scientific inquiry. Terrorism is a normatively loaded tribalist term used to define us and them, good and bad that is unconcerned with violence as such.</div>
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Then I spell it out, explaining how these cases of US violence meet his definition, at which point the definition predictably starts to change, i.e.,<i> he starts moving the yardstick</i>. Terrorism has to inflict maximum casualties, he says. I give examples of the US doing that. But that was total war, he says, and total war isn't terrorism, you see because <strike>of his religious commitments</strike> um...so I give an easily google-able non-total war example (Indochina) that's met with "prove it," essentially <i>a denial of well-established facts</i>. (I'd say "non-acceptance" if I wasn't talking about creationist-level religiosity repeatedly demonstrated but I am, so denial seems like the right word.) It's not terrorism unless it's routine (he thinks US terrorism isn't routine!). It's not terrorism if "whatever specific thing I can find to set us apart from them." Textbook ingroup bias.</div>
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The whole time he keeps asking me the same two loaded questions, both diversions intended to commit me to aspects of his cultish narrative by enticing acceptance of flawed buried premises:</div>
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This question is of course unrelated to the challenge I posed, which was a basic descriptive one. And he's yet, at this point, to attempt to show any correlation.</div>
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So I accept the worst case interpretation up front, that the religious texts in question encourage genocide. He misses the point that there's now no big reveal for him where he could hammer me with holy text evil.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-87745980379763726742015-12-05T05:21:00.002-08:002015-12-05T05:27:23.314-08:00NFL week 13 daily picksTwo ways to exploit Yahoo prices:<br />
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Roethlisberger ($33) -- Arguable #1 projectable QB this week is a bargain.<br />
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Rawls ($23) -- D. Johnson for $13 more. Consider as flex.<br />
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S. Chandler ($10) -- Discounted volume. Only had part of a game to establish himself as a target hog so that's a small question mark but really, should get target volume.<br />
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*B. Roethlisberger + A. Brown + M. Bryant<br />
C. Newton + G. Olsen ($26) (pricey though)<br />
E. Manning + O. Beckham<br />
R. Fitzpatrick + B. Marshall + E. Decker<br />
T. Brady + B. Lafell + D. Amendola + S. Chandler<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-50750962494518727002015-11-14T23:49:00.001-08:002015-11-14T23:49:27.975-08:00#nothingtodowithislamBowler A: I started a new diet a couple days ago. No carbs. Now look at me. I'm throwing rocks tonight.<br />
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A: Nah. Bowling isn't a sport. And anyway, like I said, <i>I'm throwing rocks tonight!</i> Are you saying this has <i>nothing to do with</i> my new diet? I mean this food is in my body right now! Boom!<br />
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A: So my new diet <i>does</i> have <i>something to do with</i> my awesome bowling.<br />
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A: Those anti-science religious nuts, man. Skygod-worshipping fools. Christians, Jews, oh, and the worst, obviously -- Muslims. They have this book that says all this crazy stuff and, you know, basic cause and effect, voila, they're always blowing stuff up. You get it? Crazy beliefs over here *dramatic hand gesture*, crazy violent actions over here. I mean you don't have to be a neuroscientist...<br />
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J. Winston $30 -- NYG got torched by Brees last week. JW has been good not great.<br />
*D. Carr $34 -- My favorite QB play this week. No one would be surprised by a 5 TD game at this point.<br />
B. Roethlisberger $42-- Always a threat to go off. As good a chance at a huge game as anyone.<br />
E. Manning $41-- NYG defense is terrible so will need to throw; TB defense also terrible; perfect setup.<br />
D. Brees $40 -- 7 TDs last week, pretty safe as well; terrible NO defense keeps him throwing.<br />
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*J. Langford $14 -- Most obvious call this week; low-end RB1 at RB3/4 price.<br />
CJ Anderson $18 -- If R. Hillman sits, this is a bargain. Denver will be running here.<br />
D. McFadden $20 -- RB1 for RB2 price. Very good bet to get 20+ touches.<br />
L. DeBlount $23 -- Risk/reward play; game sets up as NE blowout which should mean DeBlount getting volume; multiple TDs wouldn't be surprising but Belichick is unpredictable.<br />
T. Gurley $38 -- Obvious play if you can afford it.<br />
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D. Inman $10 -- 5th option for SD but WRs ahead aren't target hogs and SD projects to put up points and yards; worth it for this super cheap price<br />
M. Floyd $17 -- A costlier Rivers target<br />
M. Evans $27 -- Risk/reward play; V. Jackson out, will get volume<br />
M. Bryant $27 -- If Roethlisberger goes off, will likely be involved<br />
*A. Jeffery $29 -- Top 5 WR for very good price<br />
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*AS Jenkins $15 -- Health is sketchy, check to make sure he's in lineup, but big upside -- 110 yards, 2 TDs in week 1; if he plays, should get targets: if a scratch, take Tamme (below), also a 4 o'clock game<br />
J. Tamme $14 -- Recent production worth this price, should see extra targets with Hankerson out<br />
R. Gronkowski $33 -- Safe, obvious play if you can afford it<br />
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Meanwhile the term subjective came to mean arbitrary and referred to matters of taste and private experience while objective came to mean, roughly, naive realistic straightforward quantifiable things in the world that are what they are, existing apart from the subjects who know about them.<br />
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The most obvious problem with Cartesian subjects is they're immaterial and operate outside natural law. Hit a human in the head with a sharp enough object and you'll find they're susceptible to natural law. No pineal gland theory can save you here, Descartes. You said immaterial. Further, it appears at this point in history nothing other than noocentric conceit to think humans operate outside natural law, or are immaterial, at all.<br />
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The most obvious problem with naive realistic objectivity is neglect (or in Kant's terms finitude). Cognition systematically neglects information. Abstractions become more powerful when they leave information out. Human vision picks up only a sliver of the light spectrum. Human brains don't have access to what they cognize in the way suggested by the term objective. There is no object in the simple sense intended by Descartes.<br />
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Hume famously pointed out that you can't, logically, get from an "is" statement to an "ought" statement. What is and what ought to be is the descriptive/normative distinction. Nietzsche later wrote a brilliant, even by his standards, piece called "Beyond Good and Evil" in which he made the case that there is no "good and evil," only "good and bad." Every time humans claim something is evil, what they really mean is "I don't like it." Hume's ought/is distinction is really a distinction between statements with a built-in good/bad (for the cognizer) element and statements without one. <br />
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The terms descriptive and normative are compatible with a materialist approach to the human. Both are simply ways the material brain cognizes. Both are susceptible to bias, presumably the normative more so. Both are subject to natural laws. Both occur in the world. Both neglect information. <br />
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Descriptive means "whatever you or I think about its goodness/badnesss, X is the most accurate (leaving aside whether accuracy is good or bad) model of Y. Descriptive is the new objective. The term normative, on the other hand, refers to whether one likes the results of the descriptive process.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-69146334620462021852015-10-08T07:14:00.000-07:002015-10-08T07:27:19.489-07:00elliot rodger, rape, MGTOWsThe line between male and female is thick and unmistakeable, drawn clearly not by individual consciousnesses but by society-wide repetition. Lines cognized and acted out nonconsciously. They function without being made explicit. We learn language first by using it. If you're lucky/unlucky, you can learn different things by analyzing it later. But children understand grammar, specifically, how to use it, while lacking the ability to analyze and explain it. The gender distinction is learned by using it.<br />
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Undiluted (thankfully it's often diluted) the distinction is this: boys need to kill everything and replace it with themselves...or die. Dominance or emasculation, penis or no penis, boy or girl, life or death.<br />
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The boy, having become this message, needs to reconcile it with his asymmetrical relationships with women. It's humiliating for a hyper-gendered boy to be dominated by a woman. So he comes up with narrative fixes, outs, explanations where he's not actually being dominated. He believes these, tenuously. They're pretty obviously bullshit and reality is always knocking.<br />
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He hits puberty, "knows" he needs to fuck a woman in order to be a man. This is a huge change, and a huge challenge. To request this fucking is to risk rejection. Rejection is emasculation and death. A simple binary, the line around it in the worst cases impermeable. Santa Barbara killer Elliot Rodger went to great lengths to put himself in a position to be accepted without risking final rejection. He never, apparently, made any kind of advance on a woman. Instead, he spent great amounts of time and money on his own appearance, went to places he expected to find good-looking (blonde) women and hoped they noticed him. He never "put himself out there." He left himself an out. Maybe next time. No one actually said no. Or, as Jim Carrey's Lloyd Christmas said in Dumb and Dumber to his love interest's assessment of his odds of getting with her as one in a million..."so you're saying there's a chance."<br />
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This is really amazing. A single woman saying "I'm not interested" or "go away, creep" or laughing was far and away the most powerful force in his life. No, the possibility of that.<br />
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The MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) phenomenon is an obvious out. "Hey, women-we-want-to-fuck: we don't want you anyway. You are not rejecting us." It's understandable, I mean, given the above. They're trying to go pre-puberty. Back to a time when they could less implausibly claim to be not-dominated (where non-hyper-dominance means being dominated -- again, it's a pretty strict binary). Before the need-to-fuck-to-be-a-man challenge. They'd been talking about how they could easily dive off the 10 meter platform but now they're up there. Do it! *Tries to find a way out, can't, shoots a bunch of people instead.* That's Elliot Rodger.<br />
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Rapists take away the chance for rejection. This is the point. Rape is the most extreme form of masculinity. (I worry a broken rapist somewhere is thinking "yay I make sense! yay, masculinity!" but it should be clear this is a condemnation of masculinity.) OK, outside the parentheses, still worried this could be taken the wrong way, given certain positive associations with masculinity, but really just want to end this post. OK.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-1738567033880132542015-10-04T19:52:00.000-07:002015-10-04T19:52:14.151-07:00control which guns?"Gun control" is a term that refers to non-state guns only. Everyone just gets what you mean when you say it. Somewhat amazingly, no one feels the need to indicate that they're not referring to state guns, which are the biggest and deadliest guns. F-16 guns, cops with guns and tasers, etc., are not considered guns, just as Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not considered violence. What the ingroup does is the very definition of good. And just about everyone's in it for the state, completely unaware they're referring to guns as not-guns.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-15623531952894797102015-10-04T06:16:00.000-07:002015-10-04T06:22:21.038-07:00atheism exists, naturally<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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To understand what "God (or Thor) exists" and "God (or Thor) doesn't exist" mean, you need a brain and an act of cognition. Each takes place in a brain and involves natural systems embedded in natural systems (that, conveniently for Harris, are mostly opaque at this point in human history). To take a position on the existence of God is an event, not the absence of an event or a non-event. </div>
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If you're a rock, baby, or monkey, nothing happens involving the term God. There's an absence of things happening related to the term God. That's a non-event.</div>
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What atheists do lack is the cognitive act of agreeing to the proposition that God exists. If you think that's what atheism is, maybe you're as misguided as Sam Harris. Again, atheists reject God belief. They answer negatively to the "does God exist?" question. They've dedicated considerable brain resources to the question of God. Absence of an affirmative is part of a complex process, and, unlike monkeys' thoughts on God, it exists. And unlike beliefs about Thor, it matters.</div>
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So why do New Atheists denaturalize and deobjectify atheism? I'd suggest it's so that it can't be studied and measured against theism. This is, ironically, an intellectual move theists are known for -- remove God from the material world and declare him off limits to scientific investigation.</div>
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Now it's really quite simple to naturalize non-God-belief (NGB). I just did, in fact. You simply situate it in the brain, identify it as the brain event it is. It's also very easy to make apples to apples comparisons between atheists and theists. This is as good a time as any to admit my bias -- I believe that atheists exist. The only reason the ontological status of atheists' belief that God doesn't exist is relevant is that so many atheists insist on using it to immunize themselves from scrutiny. Apples to apples, theists to atheists. </div>
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Theism versus atheism, on the other hand, is a philosophical question. It deals with unmeasurable abstractions. If it turns out that no harm comes from theism, no 21st century intellectual should have a problem with it. There'd be no good argument for antitheism. But Harris claims that harm comes from theism. Theism versus atheism, the philosophical debate about God's existence, has nothing to say about harm. To answer that question, you study atheists versus theists. </div>
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Harris implies that God-belief (GB) causes bad things whereas NGB doesn't cause anything. If he wanted a decent hypothesis, doing away with the absurd "absence of belief" angle and comparing apples to apples, he could suggest that GB causes more of these or those specific bad things than NGB, then compare, for example, atheist and theist levels of violence, and speculate about what causes the difference in violence levels, whether it's really GB or something else and if GB, what about GB it might be. In order to compare violence levels, you'd need to factor out rationalizations for violence (because they near-universally accompany it), which means, contrary to Harris's line of argumentation, that F-16s, napalm, white phosphorous, nuclear weapons, etc. all get filed under "violence" when used, regardless of who uses them, at which point Harris would be (further) exposed as the western secular violence apologist he is.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-15848551039837837722015-10-01T06:02:00.000-07:002015-10-01T08:31:41.299-07:00What is New Atheism?New Atheists:<br />
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3. ...consider atheism categorically incapable of causing violence because no one ever says "I kill you in the name of the no-God." By implication, metacognitive reports in regards to one's own motivations are seen as both important and reliable. If you say "I did the bad thing because FDR told me to," that's the reason. To phrase it less generously, self-ascribed motivations are taken at face value and assumed to be causal. ("I killed her because I loved her"-- "cause of death: love")<br />
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4. ...think or assume western state violence (WSV) is either generally well-intended and therefore not actually violence so much as, say democracy and freedom (good violence = 0 violence) or, far less often, that it <i>is</i> actual violence but simply not religious because it's rarely (NAs seem to assume never) accompanied by God-words. So WSV is either non-religious nonviolence or non-religious violence. Either way, WSV is entirely distinct from religious violence.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-12922211234743520842015-09-09T22:49:00.001-07:002015-09-09T22:49:09.673-07:00in the name of the no-GodI've been over the following several times but someone on twitter called me a "religtard" so I feel especially confident, like I've leveled up, in addressing a common refrain he used to the effect that no atheist ever killed in the name of God. Apologies if you've heard this before.<br /><br />If a 100% atheist country invades a 100% Muslim country, slaughters millions and takes their diamonds, stating "Islam is evil and scary" as their rationale, were any atheists responsible for mass-killing? Not according to New Atheist math. As long as you don't say "in the name of the no-God," not only is atheism not responsible, atheists aren't either. By the law (fallacy) of no True Scotsman, they weren't acting AS atheists. This transparent tribalism is exactly the kind regularly used by god religions. Atheists are the good guys by definition, a classic ingroup scam. Of course in this example, the atheists are imperialists using a bullshit rationalization, using language to turn murder into heroism.<br /><br />Maybe Stalin killed "in the name of communism." Maybe Hitler killed "in the name of nationalism." What did Charles Manson kill in the name of? What did Teddy Roosevelt kill in the name of? Why would you take what people say about their own motives at face value? People killed before god religion, they'll kill after god religion. God is one tool in the human "rationalization of killing and thieving" kit. The difference between cause and rationalization eludes people whose tribalist interests require they not understand this difference and that they not understand the actual causes pushing humans actions and world events.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-34150711151398094822015-09-07T20:34:00.001-07:002015-09-07T20:34:15.468-07:00demilitarizationThe liberal call for demilitarizing the police means things like:<div>
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5. militarization that doesn't scare the shit out of me<br /><br />But in fact police are militants through and through. If you lose the militancy, you lose the police. Demilitarization means "no more police."</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-72021635909598132242015-07-01T06:41:00.000-07:002015-07-01T08:02:27.445-07:00gaijin gawking, or whenever I go outsideHello [gaijin caricature, welcome to our land!<br />
to show you how OK we are,<br />
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that's how you do it, right?<br />
You're super white,<br />
Did you have a nice flight?<br />
You're not in Japan,<br />
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where are you from?<br />
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No, where are you <i>from</i>?<br />
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My mom.<br />
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No, no, <i>where</i> are you <i>from</i>?<br />
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Your mom?<br />
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No, I mean <i>where</i> [which gaijin tribe] <i>are you from </i>[do you belong to]?<br />
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Where the fuck are you from?<br />
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Haha, I am Japanese.<br />
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Yes, of course [and welcome, we are very friendly here].<br />
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Did you fight for it? Can you sell it? Can you do what you want to it? Can you shit wherever you want without consequence?<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-80848432317129530982015-06-07T06:07:00.001-07:002015-06-07T06:35:57.395-07:00the power happiness relation and radical rageWhen I'm not copying and pasting from facebook and forgetting to click "remove formatting," I'm linking to me covering Violent Femmes songs on facebook and forgetting to set the audience to "public." If you like that song, it's not a terrible rendition except for the parts where it is. <a href="https://www.facebook.com/devin.lenda/videos/10153003703736275/?pnref=story" target="_blank">Reposting</a>.<br />
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Good political analysis is naturalistic -- it takes human intentions, which are mostly inscrutable, out of the picture. It doesn't matter what Joe Biden is thinking -- that information is almost useless. Actions tell the story.<br />
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Radicalism is the mirror image of oppression, just as real self-defense is the mirror image of aggression. If someone has their boot on your neck and you punch them, is it violence? Yes, but without a self-defense exception, you end up with a giant hole in human ethical thinking, which is a natural system with real effects, some of which are valuable.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-55954248310099520892015-05-30T05:15:00.001-07:002015-05-30T05:29:44.622-07:00common peopleLiberal empathy for underclass comes with caveat of get to keep superiority am praised for this?<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;"><br /></span>
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Where the severe unnecessary human-caused suffering of A negates the lesser abuse of B, thereby, by implication trickeration, justifying the actions of those abusing B. In other words, if someone is spitting on you, the Dawkins fallacist will emphasize the fact that somewhere else, someone is getting punched. If someone's punching you, someone else is getting whipped, etc. All of this serves to silence the abused party and functions as a defense of the lesser offender (the spitter).<br />
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Where B equates its own abuse to A's without recognizing the difference in severity, generally in order to advance its narrower interests while leaving the more abused behind. B uses A, is yet another abuser of A.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3880822917603129233.post-21589353879334818322015-05-29T21:51:00.001-07:002015-05-29T21:51:29.410-07:00alternate universe Anderson Cooper<div>
Here's <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/anderson-cooper-hammers-ariz-man-behind-anti-islam-rally-isnt-bringing-guns-to-a-mosque-violent/" target="_blank">Anderson Cooper</a>:</div>
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You don’t think bringing guns to a mosque while families are praying inside, wearing t-shirts that say ‘F Islam’ and shouting whatever it is you’re going to shot at them, as they come and as they go — you don’t think that’s promoting violence at all?</blockquote>
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You don't think bringing guns and tanks into American neighborhoods -- you don't think that's promoting violence at all?</blockquote>
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The more accurate one's analysis of political power, the more likely it is to be ignored, ridiculed (triggering ingroup heuristics), drowned out by volume, rearranged in straw, etc. A naturalistically scrutable selection process insulates establishment politics from intellectual threats, which is exactly why these ideas are so delusional, so easily picked apart, like a pop star's self-image. Power has an entourage. Or, switching it up, over there, there's an enormous continent where <a href="http://www.bagheera.com/inthewild/ext_dodobird.htm" target="_blank">dodo birds</a> run wild, and into each other; over here are a bunch of rad-intellectual wolves virtually feasting, feeling satisfied for moments, then empty inside. </div>
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Being the top of the food chain, more predator than prey (on the intellectual level only of course), the radicalness of the rad intellectual is rarely challenged. Since there are better ways of dealing with it, see above, it's rarely understood in the first place. Would be a misappropriation of resources. Unpreyed-upon dodo birds thus become more feeble and powerful by way of the same process. The triggering of non-intellectual (non-cognitive-dissonance-based) heuristics, the ability to win the symbolic war, or however you want to describe the way propaganda and apologetics work, is efficient, allowing the dodo birds to prosper. It does leave them quite defenseless, though, which makes attacking them all the more frustrating.<br />
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Yes, this is a problem. Rads need personal lives but they're surrounded by machine cogs in denial. Rad politics says almost everyone you know, including your mom, is the problem. OK, and you're kind of the problem too. Ouch. The whiter, maler, heteroer, Americaner you are, the more of a problem you are. Only selling points that come to mind are a clean conscience and a chance to virtually feast on dodo birds. But I imagine rads are tormented by conscience more than most, and also, complicity is unavoidable. And the dodo bird feast just isolates you. This though, is not a case against radicalism, just an observation that it's not a great deal. I don't see any support for the author's implication that the dogma is baseless and clung to in the face of contravening evidence. <br />
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[Second,] Thinking this way quickly divides the world into an ingroup and an outgroup — believers and heathens, the righteous and the wrong-teous. “I hate being around un-rad people,” a friend once texted me, infuriated with their liberal roommates. Members of the ingroup are held to the same stringent standards. Every minor heresy inches you further away from the group. People are reluctant to say that anything is too radical for fear of being been seen as too un-radical. Conversely, showing your devotion to the cause earns you respect. Groupthink becomes the modus operandi. When I was part of groups like this, everyone was on exactly the same page about a suspiciously large range of issues. Internal disagreement was rare. The insular community served as an incubator of extreme, irrational views.</blockquote>
I've said much of this before. The ingroup is blind to its ingroup failings. Radicals can become dodo birds, too. Rads, in the end, are humans blind to their own blindness like everyone else, but hopefully slightly less so, having dismissed so many manifest absurdities. Radness itself is essentially a claim to have everything inside the frame. Everyone else is down on earth, at best in an airplane. Rads claim the view from outerspace. But you can't actually be outside. And where is the view of the viewer? That part is "irrational." Unavoidably so. I don't see how it's more irrational than the author's post-radical view. And the argument against extremity always turns out to be, in my experience, semantic blather. Mozart was extremely good at writing music. Extremely common denominator-ey as well. Far as I know, there's nothing to the argument that "extreme" is bad, as such. <br />
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[Third,] High on their own supply, activists in these organizing circles end up developing a crusader mentality: an extreme self-righteousness based on the conviction that they are doing the secular equivalent of God’s work. It isn’t about ego or elevating oneself. In fact, the activists I knew and I tended to denigrate ourselves more than anything. It wasn’t about us, it was about the desperately needed work we were doing, it was about the people we were trying to help. The danger of the crusader mentality is that it turns the world in a battle between good and evil. Actions that would otherwise seem extreme and crazy become natural and expected. I didn’t think twice about doing a lot of things I would never do today.</blockquote>
Oh, it's about ego and elevating oneself. How else are you gonna have an ingroup? But yeah, in the sense intended, a kind of selflessness, what I've called <a href="http://devinlenda.blogspot.jp/2015/02/introducing-norm-family.html" target="_blank">Extensive Norm</a>. Yes to the battle between good and evil. Only need to read the highly esteemed Arthur Silber. I don't like it but don't see a way around it other than to be aware of the absurdity of one's own position.<br />
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There is a lot to admire about the activists I befriended. They have only the best intentions. They are selfless and dedicated to doing what they think is right, even at great personal sacrifice. Sadly, in this case their conscience has betrayed them. My conscience betrayed me. It was only when I finally gave myself permission to be selfish, after months and months of grinding on despite being horribly burnt out, that I eventually achieved the critical distance to rethink my political beliefs.</blockquote>
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[Fourth,] Anti-intellectualism is a pill I swallowed, but it got caught in my throat, and that would eventually save me. It comes in a few forms. Activists in these circles often express disdain for theory because they take theoretical issues to be idle sudoku puzzles far removed from the real issues on the ground. This is what led one friend of mine to say, in anger and disbelief, “People’s lives aren’t some theoretical issue!” That same person also declared allegiance to a large number of theories about people’s lives, which reveals something important. Almost everything we do depends on one theoretical belief or another, which range from simple to complex and from implicit to explicit. A theoretical issue is just a general or fundamental question about something that we find important enough to think about. Theoretical issues include ethical issues, issues of political philosophy, and issues about the ontological status of gender, race, and disability. Ultimately, it’s hard to draw a clear line between theorizing and thinking in general. Disdain for thinking is ludicrous, and no one would ever express it if they knew that’s what they were doing.</blockquote>
Maybe the author knew some people like this but it feels like a strawman. My own take on political intellectualism is that it's complicated <i>because</i> it's apologetics, a distraction selected for by the political ecosystem. It's stupidly complicated. The answers to human political problems are actually quite simple. If you don't want kids in Gaza to die in their homes, don't bomb them, etc. If someone's explaining their super-complicated theory about how to touch your toes, and they can't do it while you can, the smart thing to do is to ignore their intellectualism.<br />
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This one's complicated and there's a good point in there about why radness tends toward darkness. It's also a bit of a red herring. An asteroid approaches earth. Someone says, accurately, "we're all gonna die." Another cries "What good are you?! Your words are nothing but vapourware!". If it's true it's true, not that it's true true, i.e., essentially true. Just true in the normal, everyday sense. Need to keep the descriptive what-it-is separate from the normative how-I'd-like-it-to-be. But then, other good point hinted at in there, what good does it do, to the extent the metaphor applies, to talk incessantly about the inevitable asteroid (though it bears mentioning that the human catastrophe is more of the already-been-happening-for-milennia than the approaching variety)? It's reasonable to suggest that it only makes sense to talk about a terrible situation if there's some hope of strategizing around it. Delusion has its perks, not that the author, and this is no small thing, is making the argument for delusion. It's hard to sell it to yourself if you call it that, yes?<br />
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