society: Hello newborn, we love you and want the best for you. You know it's true because look at our smiles.
newborn: Hi. Well I'm genetically inclined to trust you, take on your views, become you, so...
society: And we wanna let you know you've already signed a social contract by virtue of existing.
newborn: Whaa...? Waa, waa!
society: Do you agree that oligarchy is the best political arrangement, that your life should be dedicated to production and consumption, that 100 is a good number of Senators....
newborn: I'd like to see some research.
society: Well, asking was a courtesy. We don't owe you anything, you little fuck. Like we said, you already signed the social contract when you started existing. *starts singing "We Are the World"*