shit public grievers say

Imagine Americans were asked this question: "Is it wrong to kill children?"

Of course, the vast majority would say yes. Practically everyone will say they think it's wrong to kill children.

If you press further and ask: "What do you think of a person who sees that children have been killed and doesn't see it as a problem?"

A) that's despicable B) that's understandable, everyone has their own opinion C) they're right, it isn't a problem. One expects "A" would win in a landslide.

A third question then: "What of the person who makes excuses for the killers?"

And finally: "Would it be wrong to willingly fund a group of child killers?"

Clearly, the vast majority of Americans share my view that killing children is terrible and that anger is an appropriate response and that it's wrong to makes excuses for or fund the operations of child killers. And since these same people themselves do all these things when it comes to their government killing children in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and elsewhere, we can assume that they're a bunch of self-loathers wearing hairshirts and the like. Ha! Did you know your government has been killing children every month of every year since as long as anyone can remember? Ah, ah, ah, save it. We said no excuses, remember? Anyway, here's shit public grievers say (please use stoned college kid voice):

you guys, I'm really concerned about this...

that monster will rot in hell...

there's no cure for evil...

hey, I'm totally bummed about this whole thing, the kids, ohh those kids, I can't watch, you know?...

God is waiting for them in heaven...

I hugged my kids today...

heroes...

ohhhhhh, it's terrrrrrrible!...

I've got some deep thoughts about this whole thing, what if we just...

we need to sit down in, like, the national kitchen and have a national conversation about this...

hey, you guys? we need to invest in mental healthcare...

responsibility...

moral decay...

intermittent explosive disorder...

guns don't kill people, people do...

people with guns kill people...

people with guns kill other people with guns...or not...

a guy with a knife in China attacked a bunch of kids but was not very efficient because, like, anecdotally, not having guns saves lives...

a good ol' American killed a would-be child-killer with a gun...with a gun...so anecdotally, having guns saves lives...

I'm going to forget about this in approximately...what were we talking about?

hey, what are we gunna do about Iran's nukes [sic]? national kitchen time, guys. ok, we've got two choices...sanctions or bomb them back to the stone age...

Hey, do they have kids in Iran?